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Bobby Heenan

There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two

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