I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENANObviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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