This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANI heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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