Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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