You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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