Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGETI don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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