It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGETI don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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