No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETIf you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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