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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

Bob Saget

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Much Thinking Too
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGET

Hurt Laughing People
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGET

Except Nobody People
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGET

Littles People Smoking
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
BOB SAGET

Hanging Negative People Two
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
BOB SAGET

Kids Responsibility Wine
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGET

Fleas Hurt Spider
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET

Closer Enemies Say
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Levels People
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
BOB SAGET

Diets Eating Food

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