I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGETIf you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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