I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGETValuable people are undervalued.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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