If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETValuable people are undervalued.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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