When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETValuable people are undervalued.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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