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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

Bob Saget

When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Levels People
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
BOB SAGET

Smart Teacher Yoga
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Breakfast Causes Mom
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Enjoy Masturbation Public
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Aristocracy Guy Kids
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Dirty Jobs Night
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Country Definitely People Showed
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Hurt Love Pain Someone

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