When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETIt’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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