I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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