Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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