I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETI’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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