The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGETI’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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