25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGETI’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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