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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Bob Saget

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGET

Diapers Saint Wife
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGET

Anymore Dirty Laughing People Stuff
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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Hands Selfish Trying
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Country Definitely People Showed
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Bored People Talking
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGET

Boys Car Country Years
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Fake Politics Sincerity
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People

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