I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETI think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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