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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Bob Saget

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGET

Dad Dark House
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Doe Doors Nuts
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Attack Cauterize Done People
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Cry Favorite Song Thinking
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Interesting People Way

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