My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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