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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

Bob Saget

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
BOB SAGET

Clothes Dad Mom
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Morning Thinking
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGET

Dirty Jobs Night
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGET

Bored People Talking
I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Body Morning Red
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET

Fool Men Wise
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGET

Realizing Sometimes Wish
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGET

Gossip People Rumor
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGET

Except Nobody People

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