I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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