It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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