People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGETPeople do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETNot a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
BOB SAGETNobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETIt’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGETThe squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETWhen a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETIt’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGETI love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGET