The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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