I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGETThink well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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