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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

Bob Saget

There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGET

Country People Two Wii
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGET

Car Girlfriend Kitchen
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGET

Each Other Feed People
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
BOB SAGET

Fart Father Stuck
The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Children Secret Way
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGET

Fake Politics Sincerity
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
BOB SAGET

Creative Forward Looking People
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGET

Kindness Necessity Virtue
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGET

Hands Selfish Trying
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
BOB SAGET

Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGET

Body Four People
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
BOB SAGET

Book Digital Needs
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGET

Interesting People Way

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