I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGETThink well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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