I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGETIt’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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