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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

Bob Saget

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Comedy Morning Thinking
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Alcoholics Horrible Used
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Dad Dark House
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Arguing People Truth
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

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