Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGETI am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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