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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Bob Saget

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGET

Car Girlfriend Kitchen
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Career Eight Wise
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGET

Hands Selfish Trying
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGET

House Waiting Yesterday
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Day New People Reading
Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Apology Stuff Vintage
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
BOB SAGET

Book Digital Needs

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