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  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
  • Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

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    The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

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    It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.

    I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing. Download This Image

    I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Download This Image

    It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.

    It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I love my mom! You can too for $12!

    I love my mom! You can too for $12!

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.

    I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

    Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

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    Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

    It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

    I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’ Download This Image

    The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’

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    Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

    My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

    BOB SAGET
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    I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

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