The average person has one Fallopian tube.
BO BURNHAMDo unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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