The average person has one Fallopian tube.
BO BURNHAMDo unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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