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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.

Bo Burnham

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Belief Funny Humor
I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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Math Philosophy School
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Asian Country People Persons
I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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College Dream Eight
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Speak Thinking Want
I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Bullets Car Newspaper
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
BO BURNHAM

Comedians Men Say Anything
Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
BO BURNHAM

Brain Challenges Emotional
When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Country Men People Theatre Thinking
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Faces Something Stupid
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Funny Humor School
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Funny Humor Parent

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.

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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.

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