When life gets you down, make a comforter!
BO BURNHAMBitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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