If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
BO BURNHAMWhen life gets you down, make a comforter!
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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