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Bo Burnham

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Character Meaningful Way
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Average Person Tube
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Camera Down And Firsts
I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Endearing Generation Just Say Sustainable Trying
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Country Funny Gay Humor Meet Time
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Belief Funny Humor
Love is all about… whistles.
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About Love Whistle
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Fake Kings Talent
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Feelings Thinking Time Years
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Asian Country People Persons

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

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