For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
BO BURNHAMDrugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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