I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
BO BURNHAMThe biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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