I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
BO BURNHAMI’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
BO BURNHAMI feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
BO BURNHAMI’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMThe average person has one Fallopian tube.
BO BURNHAMI get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
BO BURNHAMI actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
BO BURNHAMDrugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
BO BURNHAMI’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
BO BURNHAMThe strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
BO BURNHAMPeople do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
BO BURNHAMI don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
BO BURNHAMMy persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
BO BURNHAMQuotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
BO BURNHAMThe classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
BO BURNHAMAll you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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