I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
BO BURNHAMThe biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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