I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
BO BURNHAMI’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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