Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAMI’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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