People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
BO BURNHAMI think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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