If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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