Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAMI’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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