And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAMI’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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