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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.

Bo Burnham

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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Bible Jesus Kindness
I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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About Caution Real Things Understand
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Simple Stuff Trying
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Fifteen Funny Humor
The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Answers Ideas People
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Funny Humor Intelligent
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Funny Humor Theory
I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Comedian Fans People
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Comedy Facts People
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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Funny Gay Humor Jesus
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch

I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.

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