It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
BO BURNHAMPostmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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