I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
BILLY CRYSTALBambi, to a kid, was scary.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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