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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.

Billy Crystal

What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Clothes Differences Looks
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Remember Same Things
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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Dad Stars Uncle
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Being Funny Sex Sexy Single
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Comedian Host Mentality Situations Thinking
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Golden Problem World

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