At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
BILLY CRYSTALFrom the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Change is such hard work.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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