Change is such hard work.
BILLY CRYSTALGood news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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