I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
BILLY CRYSTALGood news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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