Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
BILLY CRYSTALThere’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Change is such hard work.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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