It is better to look good than to feel good.
BILLY CRYSTALWomen need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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