It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
BILLY CRYSTALWomen need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Change is such hard work.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Don’t give up your power.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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