I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
BILLY CRYSTALThe Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Change is such hard work.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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