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I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I

Billy Connolly

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Needs People Round Swings Thinking
I think of my life as a series of moments and I’ve found that the great moments often don’t have too much to them.
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Huge Love Simply Thinking You
There’s one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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Anything Comment Figure Matrimony
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Department Parent Pet Zoos
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Documentaries Glasses Hate People
If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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Hammers More
I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Believe Jesus Teacher
I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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Arms Loathed People Singing Single
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.
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Apparently Men Race Sex Women
I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
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Hands Issues People Pound
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… after the weather.
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Country Patronishing Region Weather
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
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Needs People Toilet
I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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Art Doodle People Speak Two
Well, the film’s not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it’s pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insurance companies.
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Fraudulence People Pomposity Sometimes Thinking Water
I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I’m going back, but I’m not. I’d rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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Desperate People Themselves Thinking
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce – my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions – the absurdity of the thing.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Between People Body Country Crosses Malfunction

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