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I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I

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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Found People Scared
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Jobs Jon Tell Workplace
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. … That can keep me awake for days.
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Funny Humor Morning Snowplough
I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little.
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Citizens People Represented Thinking
I’ve never done a comedy club in my life. It’s weird because I don’t have the same background as most comics. I don’t have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
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Clubs Comedy Comics Done Eight Weird
Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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Art Needs Reality
Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Disease Media Negativity
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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Drinking Ideas Stills Stop
Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
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Anywhere Caverns Funny Humor Out Seen Tacks
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Funny Someone Waitin Witty
Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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Bit Fun Jobs Laugh Occupation
I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can’t fly
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Adelaide Air Fly Pointed
A fart is just your arse applauding.
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Arses Funny Humor
[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven’t missed a thing, I was just killing time ’til you got here.
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Arriving Kill Killing MIssed Time
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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Arses Channel People Rooms Search

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