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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.

Billy Connolly

Well, the film’s not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it’s pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insurance companies.
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Fraudulence People Pomposity Sometimes Thinking Water
I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
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Big Fan Fans Home Rottweilers
I’ve been a poser for f–ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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Arses Laughing Pose Say Years
I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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Believe Book Care Film Movie
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Jobs Jon Tell Workplace
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Christianity Different Religion Thing
I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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Brought Catholic Guilt Level
There’s nothing like it, but it’s not as good as you think it’s going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club’s badge – but not a sausage.
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People Records Thinking Years
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.
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Afterward Comedy Looks Nuclear
A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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Offending People Religious
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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Drinking Ideas Stills Stop
A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
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Balanced Drink Hands Wells
Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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Art Needs Reality
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Fire Forests Tree
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Britain Europe Thinking
People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
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Around Dies Normal People

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.

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