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Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Billy Connolly

I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Believe Book Care Film Movie
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Britain Europe Thinking
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
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Buckets Lose Utensils Weight
A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
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Balanced Drink Hands Wells
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… after the weather.
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Country Patronishing Region Weather
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Funny Love Marriage Wedding
Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Cowardice Language Politically Correct
Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Anywhere Caverns Funny Humor Out Seen Tacks
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Crosses Malfunction
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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Clothing Hate Rain Sexy
I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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Catholic Guilt Levels
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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Auditorium Fine Line Offened Tread
When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
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Funny Humor Look People Place
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Algebra Funny Humor Likely never

Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

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Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

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