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didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!

Billy Connolly

A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said “her brothers got a moustache!”
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Brother Funny Girlfriend Mine
I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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Brought Catholic Guilt Level
When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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Accident Alright Funny Humor Thanks
I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little.
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Citizens People Represented Thinking
Try to live in a place you like.
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Like Place Trying
Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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Objects Running Scissors
There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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Auditorium Fine Line Offened Tread
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Disease Media Negativity
didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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Club Magazines Number People Radio Station
A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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Offending People Religious
My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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Advice Buckets Kitchen Utensils
Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Book never People Trust
I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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Becoming Engineer Joined Knowing Queues
The more you know the less the better.
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Better Knows Less More

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