Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
BILLY CONNOLLYdidn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Try to live in a place you like.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can’t always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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Oh aye…my Father would thrash me every now and then. He’d talk while he did it too! He’d hit me and shout, ‘Have ye had enough?’ Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? ‘Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???’
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Don’t vote, it only encourages them.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience.
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American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head — supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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