It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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