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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

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