So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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