I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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