My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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