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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Future Humorous
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Refuse Wonder World
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
BILL WATTERSON

Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
BILL WATTERSON

Enjoy School Smock Sunday

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

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