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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

Bill Watterson

We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

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