Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSONThey say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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