If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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