Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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