Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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