I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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