I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSONGetting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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