Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONGetting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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