Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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