I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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