Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONWhat’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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