Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
BILL WATTERSONWhat’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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