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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?

Bill Watterson

Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON

Fairness Favors World
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
BILL WATTERSON

Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSON

Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSON

Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time

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