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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?

Bill Watterson

Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running

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