I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSONSo the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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