Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
BILL WATTERSONSo the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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