Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONI keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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