If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONI keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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