Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONI keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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