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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

Bill Watterson

Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

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