There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSONWhen birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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