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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Bill Watterson

Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

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