Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONWhen birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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