You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
BILL WATTERSONWhen birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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