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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

Bill Watterson

I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing

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